Here’s something that could only happen in a Walmart parking lot.
In a video first posted by Facebook user Karla Aceituno—who says it was filmed by a friend’s husband—a woman can be seen and heard speaking on her phone to the police.
The woman claims that the man filming her is an “illegal” who “came out of the bushes” and is “trying to take pictures” of her.
She also asserts that he is not an electrical worker despite being told by a bystander that he is, in fact, an electrical worker. The woman doubles down, however, saying that the man “looks illegal from Mexico” and is “speaking broken English.”
Things get weird when the woman is called out for being racist, though.
“My dad is black, don’t call me a racist, as*hole,” the woman tells the bystander.
“My dad is f*cking black.”
In the video’s weirdest moment, the woman claims that her “little nephew” is “Italian, Mexican and ‘aloha,'” which we can only assume is racist for Hawaiian.
The woman—thanks to social media continuing the tradition of branding racists like BBQ Becky and Dog Park Debbie—has been dubbed Walmart Wendy.
😂 "…part 'aloha'"!!! It's difficult to believe my own eyes & ears, sometimes; why are these people such idiots?🤔
Unhinged Walmart rant: Woman claims she can't be racist because her nephew is part 'aloha' https://t.co/seVDmt93gx
— Mango MaCall (@MangoMaCall) April 11, 2019
Why y'all didn't tell me "aloha" was one of the races I could be?! https://t.co/MNtAzcEVFt
— will (@willality) April 11, 2019
Who knew “Aloha” could be a race or an ethnicity‽‽
I didn’t know aloha was an ethnicity 😂😂 Seriously tho, there’s been so many racist people like this but as long the person being attacked is recording or taking care of themselves it should all be okay because ppl like to that will get what’s coming to them https://t.co/BabpOHWLs9
— Amarilis (@amiiecakes) April 11, 2019
This racist bitch said one of her nephews is Aloha 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/0r5PiixB56
— Gillie (@gilbear_94) April 10, 2019
There is a video going around of a racist white lady at Walmart calling the cops on a Hispanic worker and when someone calls her out she says “I’m not racist my nephews are Aloha” …when I tell you I am SPEECHLESS
— jessica bob (@jessicab0b) April 10, 2019
Sounds about right.
This episode of #WhiteCallerCrime – What in hell is an Aloha? 😡🤬The Redhat says her dad is Black so she can't be racist. Like hell. She goes go on and on with this ignorant sh*t. I hope they find her on Twitter. https://t.co/ghcISZKsjE
— Ey Wade (@jumpouttheboat) April 10, 2019
These racists, man…
What is UP with them‽
Bystanders need to speak out. Bravo to the man in the car for calling out this woman on her BS.
Until then, and we hope this settles the matter, “Aloha” is not a race or ethnicity, unless you happen to be Emma Stone and you’re starring in a painfully misguided Cameron Crowe film.