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Woman Hands Phone To Her Friend To Take Picture Of Her With Her Parents, Then Realizes There’s A Bag Of Coke Stuck To It

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Some women carry just a wallet. Some have wallets attached to their phones.

But God bless those of us carrying the bottomless pits of purses.

We never know what we’ll pull out when we grab something in that dark cavern of stuff, right?


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And sometimes what we pull out can be downright embarrassing.

But a Reddit user’s story about just such an occurrenceat least we’re going to assume that’s how this mess happened—doesn’t involve dropping a tampon in front of a first date when you try to pull out your lipstick or a condom in front of your grandparents when you pull out your phone.

This involves something decidedly less…

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Let’s go with less legal. Although technically that small baggie of white powder could be anything.

Now whose small baggie of a white powdery substance it is, is in dispute. Heck, no one is even claiming the phone at this point.

One version, on Reddit states:

“When your friends coke baggie is stuck to her phone as she takes your picture with your parents.”

When your friends coke baggie is stuck to her phone as she takes your picture with your parents. from r/Wellthatsucks

Friend’s phone, friend’s baggie. Got it.

But Imgur tells a different story.

“That look on your face when you see your bag of coke stuck to your phone which you’ve just given to someone to take a photo of you and your parents!”

That look on your face when you see your bag of coke stuck to your phone which you’ve just given to someone to take a photo of you and your parents!

Woman in picture’s baggie and her phone.

It’s almost like no one wants to claim that white powdery substance as their own.

Both show being posted at the same time, so…???????

But from Reddit and Imgur, it hit Twitter where they went with the Imgur version.

Oh, boy.

People took a closer look at the photographs.

Including examining a necklace that appears to say GODDA$$, although it could be GODDE$$.

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The meme and pun potential is strong here.

A few decided to share a more educated analysis.

Others lamented product design.

Although some found the photos a little too perfect.

Whoever’s little white powder or phone it is and whatever the powder is and whether it’s all staged, happy 21st birthday!

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Written by Amelia Mavis Christnot

Amelia Christnot is an Oglala Lakota, Kanien'keh:ka and Metis Navy brat who settled in the wilds of Northern Maine. She considers herself another proud Maineiac. Her picture is from 1984 for purely Orwellian reasons.