Couple Roasted For Announcing Pregnancy With Baby ‘Recipe’ That Calls For ‘3 Pumps Daddy’

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On Friday, December 10, Twitter collectively cringed at a young couple’s pregnancy announcement.

The image, which offered up the “Recipe for Baby” featured these ingredients:





People found that second ingredient kind of insulting to the father-to-be.

Obviously, many Twitter users had a hard time getting past the phrase “three pumps daddy.”

Many online wondered why any couple would put themselves through this embarrassment. 

Others drew a connection between strange, pregnancy-related behaviors and straight couples being overly proud of conceiving a child. 

Everyone should have a friend who stops them from doing things like this.

This image was definitely not humanity’s best moment.

At least Twitter got a new meme out of the situation!

Now with a little bit of luck “three pumps daddy” will fade from our collective memories as quickly as it appeared.

Collin Gossel

Written by Collin Gossel

Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.--