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California Vice Mayor Declares July ‘Straight Pride American Month’ While Demeaning Gay Men In Scathing Column

Homophobia among powerful people like politicians is still a real problem for the LGBTQ community. If you think blatant discrimination is an issue of the past, this June 29 column in Dixon’s Independent Voice written by Ted Hickman, vice mayor of the California town, may convince you otherwise. It’s entitled “Don’t Forget July 1, 2018 Starts SPAM…Straight Pride American Month!”

Hickman has been writing his column, That’s Life, since the 1960s. The vice mayor refers to it as his tongue-in-cheek way of using humor to address the issues of the day. Apparently “tongue-in-cheek” is code for “unabashedly offensive.”

The column begins:

Last Sunday ended LGBTQF-WTF month Yea! (*Don’t get me wrong I support the First Amendment, as much as the next person, and support the rights of grown men to wear skin tight short-shorts and go-go boots and don tinker bell wings with wand and prance down the streets of San Francisco) with tens of thousands of folks dancing and prancing all over American celebrating the fact they are different than most of the rest of us and showing their “pride” in being so.

In a Saturday interview with the Sacramento Bee, Hickman defended his column, saying “it was tongue-in-cheek and had nothing to do with my elected position.” One passage from the article reads:

Now before anyone gets their pantyhose in a knot, this is not really legally anti anything; instead it’s pro-family; and proud to be a straight American, and me expressing a private opinion… So there! If you remember last week I proclaimed the Month of July as SPAM …(Straight Pride American Month)…(as Vice Mayor don’t know if I can, but what the heck).

If these are Hickman’s attempts at humor, then his “punchline” is that LGBTQ individuals are strange, different, and mockable. He goes on to celebrate heteronormativity:

Now hundreds of millions of the rest of us can celebrate our month, peaking on July 4th, as healthy, heterosexual, fairly monogamous, keep our kinky stuff to ourselves, Americans… We do it with our parades in every state and county in this country with families celebrating together. We honor our country and our veterans who have made all of this possible (including for the tinker bells) and we can do it with actual real pride, not some put on show just to help our inferior complex “show we are different” type of crap.

Dixon repeatedly refers to gay men as “fairies” in the column:

We ARE different from them…We work, have families, (and babies we make) enjoy and love the company (and marriage) of the opposite sex and don’t flaunt our differences dressing up like faries and prancing by the thousands in a parade in nearby San Francisco to be televised all over the world… *And yes, before it becomes an issue, I do believe in faries; I’ve seen them in SF for myself.

In addition to being homophobic and poorly written, the column is not at all funny. This is how it ends:

Let’s see if I can remember the Peter Pan story about believing in faries…oh yeal, so according to “Wikipedia” faries are powered “bypiezoelectric” crystals which can be energized by sound waves like made by clapping. So, right now if you don’t want any faries to expire, you can clap your hands. See, I do have a heart I just can’t type and clap at the same time… so I had to make a hard choice didn’t I?

Residents are outraged their vice mayor is engaging in such discriminatory behavior. One man, Wyatt Mince, told the Fresno Bee:

It’s a different level of rhetoric that’s not befitting of public officials. People are entitled to their opinion, but he’s a public official and he needs to comport himself a certain way to serve the city.

Wyatt Mince and his son, Ray (64), said Hickman’s views were no secret around town. According to Ray:

When I was a small child, he and my father played cribbage together and would get into heated discussion about politics.

But both the Wyatts agreed that a public official shouldn’t be promoting such “outlandish rhetoric.” After the 2015 Supreme Court decision which legalized gay marriage, Mince talked of how Hickman “got on Facebook and started talking about that, and at that point I unfriended him.”

The article’s featured image was a rainbow flag with a line through it.

Almost immediately after the article was published, a Facebook group advocating for Hickman’s resignation was created: “Recall Ted Hickman, Vice Mayor of Dixon, CA,”

Hickman responded to the controversy:

They’re gonna have a recall motion? Let them do it.

Many people in the Dixon community, particularly young people, believe Hickman’s words were “hateful” and “disgusting,” but they are also not terribly surprised. His That’s Life column is known locally for its insensitive, offensive nature.

Here’s a passage from last month’s edition:

I am proud to be a heterosexual, monogamous, married to the opposite sex, straight individual that knows what goes where and why.

Outside of his work as vice mayor, Hickman is a realtor with Century 21 M&M and Associates.

H/T – Fresno Bee, Recall Ted Hickman, Dixon, CA, Ted Hickman


Written by Collin Gossel

Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.--