In her aptly titled collection of essays, No One Asked For This, Larry David’s daughter, Cazzie David, released an essay about food and sex in the exact opposite correlation which you’d expect from those topics.
The essay, entitled “Too Full To F**k,” is an unclear examination of David’s idea that if one has eaten too much food that day, there is no more room in their body for an object (such as a man’s penis) to penetrate it.
The subtitle reads:
“You can’t always make room for a d**k. Especially if you’ve eaten dessert.”
the excerpt itself is deeply, deeply unfunny however i’m cracking up that the hot new comedy heiress hit the scene with “too much pizza fills up my vag” ?? https://t.co/0HPuPCyw5y
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 17, 2020
David’s essay revolving around this central idea stated:
“Sometimes I’m just too full to have sex. I don’t know for sure if this is something other girls experience or just me, because I’ve never heard any of them discuss it.”
“Maybe it’s supposed to be kept secret among us girls, information so sensitive that we cannot risk releasing it in conversation.”
“Or maybe I’m actually the only one who gets too full to be able to have sex, and if that’s the case, then pretend this never happened.”
“Other girls” gave David’s essay less than rave reviews online.
I'm not linking the Cazzie David essay but I think it's proof positive that sometimes hot people confuse "being hot" with "being smart and good at things"
— Kristin Chirico (@lolacoaster) November 17, 2020
I have read like six paragraphs of the cazzie david essay and I cannot read another but man having rich well-connected parents seems like the most incredible drug in the world
— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) November 17, 2020
Cazzie David might be terrible.
— N💍laChick (@TheNolaChick) November 20, 2020
Cazzie David must have a bomb af pr team cuz her stories are everywhere and they truly are such nontopical issues…. 🤦🏻♀️
— lucia 🍒 (@lcandi555) November 20, 2020
today, i go where no philosopher has dared to go before: cazzie david’s theory that you can be too full for sex https://t.co/KbDf9H2lvZ
— rax ‘adriana la cerva's IBD’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) November 18, 2020
The essay referred to the existence of only two genders in such strong terms that it was cited by many people as transphobic.
Others cited David’s insistence that “straight couples” could only engage in penis in vagina sex.