One of the best parts of the holiday season is seeing people get absolutely weird at a Christmas party.
Who among us doesn’t have a war story about someone (maybe even ourselves) being on their very worst behavior while soaked in the finest Yuletide booze?
It’s practically the reason for the season!
Now you may assume that Hollywood stars like John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are above such antics, but you would be extremely wrong. The EGOT-holding musician and the reigning Queen of Twitter recently went to Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner‘s house for a holiday dinner and, well… let’s just say it got real weird real quick.
Jenner documented the entire night on her Instagram story and, well, turns out John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are the worst. dinner guests. EVER!
In the clips, Jenner films Chrissy and John engaged in a heated make-out sesh in what we can assume is Jenner’s bed, during which Legend rips off his pants before rolling around with Teigen on the floor.
Later, they move the action to Jenner’s closet floor.
But that’s not even the worst of it: They end the night—presumably after being kicked out by Jenner—by being apprehended by Kris’s security for stealing her luggage.
In reality, of course, the whole thing was an elaborate joke—and there was a lot more antics than just pantsless make-outs and petty theft.
Entertainment Tonight has much more of Kris’s footage and let’s just say she really caught John and Chrissy at their best—from napping in the bathtub to more theft, this time from Kris’ Kristmas—er, Christmas—stockings.
As if that wasn’t enough, Teigen also tried out Kris’ toothbrush.
A human nightmare!
Naturally, the internet was in hysterics over this display of what Jenner jokingly called the “worst. dinner guests. ever.”
— Cheryl (@x_Cheryl92) December 19, 2019
— DaRealLaShawndaRena💎💋👑 (@DaRealLaShawnda) December 19, 2019
— panda kangsta (@MissKang) December 19, 2019
— liam (@liamkardash) December 19, 2019
And for some, Chrissy and John’s spectacle was definitely “couple goals.”
— 60 Shades of Bliss🦄 (@HyacinthaNgandu) December 19, 2019
John and Chrissy are GOALS!! lol https://t.co/zrKVBGhNtr
— Taylor (@FABulouslyTay) December 19, 2019
If this is not me and my husband in the future, then I don’t want it 😂 😂
— DeeDuah💖💯💍👉🏾🤚🏾 (@DeeGrl21) December 19, 2019
So this pretty much establishes that Legend and Teigen’s reign as Hollywood’s most delightfully ridiculous couple will live on into 2020.
Name a more iconic duo.