I think I had about a 30 second window between being glad the weather was nicer and my hayfever starting up again this year— HOOKWORMS (@HOOKWORMS) April 19, 2018
I got allergies kanye https://t.co/rnF5u4L2Eb— Lil ????? (@_ScottiePimpin) May 5, 2018
If you have allergies, there is no greater enemy than THE TREES.
Brooooooo, what did the government put in the pollen this year? pic.twitter.com/dzT0oonTlY— Tanya ???? (@tan_tanx3) May 6, 2018
Pollen is what Satan uses to season his food..— Young Narrator (@Niw16_) May 6, 2018
I’m allergic to pollen, which means I can’t survive on planets where plants happen.— Chris Ray Gun (@ChrisRGun) April 27, 2018
Drastic protection measures must be taken.
my life is literally The Happening.— Chris Ray Gun (@ChrisRGun) April 27, 2018
MY EYES ARE PUFFY AND RED AND THEYRE ITCHING AND I KEEP SNEEZING AND I RAN OUT OF MEDS FOR MY HAYFEVER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE— ? Julia E | STUDYING FOR FINALS (@youngbIoodIive) April 23, 2018
My hayfever is killing me rn pic.twitter.com/of3KiW1doO— Georgia (@Georgiahughess1) May 6, 2018
No matter where you go, youâ€™ll never be able to escape the sound of sneezing.
Which is why ive sneezed so hard and so long this morning that ive scared all the wildlife away for ten years https://t.co/gGDUPB5akf— Nige to my friends (@NigelGM) May 7, 2018
Trying to find shade but I can’t see it because my hayfever has given me an eye infection and I can’t wear my contacts. Blind and burnt. pic.twitter.com/TXXDEo16b3— Rose Shalloo (@RoseShalloo) April 19, 2018
Hayfever is quite simply the shitest thing ever, beautiful day outside, take two steps out the door and BANG!— Jude (@JudeFxrbes) May 5, 2018
eyes are bigger than my arse and my nose running faster than Usain Bolt
Itâ€™s almost like a horror movieâ€¦
"Nothings holding me back this summer"— THANOS' YUTE (@YungahJackson) May 5, 2018
My hayfever: pic.twitter.com/bzGmlJgl6p
Me and my hayfever on the way home when I run into someone cutting the grass pic.twitter.com/H7Y0caZQJm— Stephanie Taylor (@stefJtaylor) April 18, 2018
My hayfever has kicked in today so I’ve got a little sniffle. Woman next to me on the plane thinks I must have bird flu ? pic.twitter.com/LK5iAJxcYx— Elliot Hackney (LMcK) (@ElliotHackney) April 26, 2018
Pollen: the worldâ€™s smallest weapon of mass destruction.
our thoughts go out to all hayfever sufferers and we're sorry plants hates you https://t.co/ceTMnK2dCB— The Museum of English Rural Life (@TheMERL) April 30, 2018
Got me some nasal drip, some sneeziness, am I getting sick? Is this a cold?— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) May 3, 2018
*30 seconds later, is covered in so much pollen I look like Bert from Sesame Street*
oh I see
And if you think youâ€™re safeâ€¦just wait.
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CURE POLLEN ALLERGIES I HAVE 70 MORE YEARS ON THIS EARTH AND I CANT DO THIS EVERY YEAR— Lil’ Tay’s Uncle (@La_Maravish124) May 3, 2018
H/T â€“ Twitter, Trib Live
Hayfever is NO JOKE - absolute karma for the fact I used to brag about not having It!! It can happen to anybody- stay humble kids ?— Brooke Levi Vincent (@BrookeLVincent) April 30, 2018