As any parent will tell you, vegetables are a hard sell. Yes, they're nutritious and important to a healthy lifestyle, but, according to the average toddler, they're also disgusting. Branson Reese, a cartoonist on Twitter, recently posted a series of advertisement for some common veggies, and while they might not actually sway anyone to get some vitamins and nutrients, they're sure to make people smile while they grab another slice of pizza.
My New Job Is Writing Ads For Vegetables pic.twitter.com/mxRDKUsSQp— brans?n reese (@bransonreese) April 5, 2018
Reese's cartoon is a marked improvement on the vegetable ads of the past.
Though some Twitter users took umbrage with some aspects of his work.
The Apple is not a vegetable.— Les Wynan (@jaggings) April 5, 2018
There's far too much corn on that corn.— Tom O'Daighre (@tomOdaighre) April 5, 2018
Many people were eager to give Reese their money!
can you make t shirts of all of these pls thanks— Pericles, Prince of Tired (@samwmiell) April 5, 2018
Let us know if you sell prints of this, please!— Rithika Ramamurthy (@rithika_ram) April 5, 2018
please i want here comes broccoli and it’s pissed on a shirt it’s so good— abyn (@lunarsunn_) April 5, 2018
Everyone's favorite vegetable got a shout out!
Loving the Korn reference— Man From S.W.E.D.E.N (@FixesPlanes) April 5, 2018
Broccoli is coming for us! And it's delicious— Miss Heartcore (@missheartcore) April 5, 2018
I'd like to buy an onion— Alls Jonah That Ends Jonah (@jonahformayor) April 5, 2018
If Reese's sales style sounds familiar, that's because you've heard it before…
proud of you br pic.twitter.com/eSUZQRgGit— Nick Douglas (@toomuchnick) April 5, 2018
Why is "Friends" not a font option in Word yet— David Dennison (@BryonHandsome) April 5, 2018
Some Twitter users had pitches of their own!
Cauliflower: Like Broccoli, But Worse (Better?)— Jason Lee (@jslee45) April 5, 2018
You missed a trick with the anti-capitalist beetroot here— George Gilliver (@George_Gilliver) April 5, 2018
Thanks for inspiring us to get some veggies in our lives, Branson!
*boss squints* perfect! I need 200 more!— Timbo slice (@Timb0_Jimb0) April 5, 2018