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There’s Now A Pimple-Popping Board Game For Kids That Has Us Saying ‘No Thank You’ ?

Have you ever wished family game night made you want to vomit? Well, here’s some great news! Dermatologist Sandra Lee, MD, has entered into a partnership with board game developer Spin Master to create Pimple Pete, the only game on the market where the objective is to extract zits from poor Pete’s face.

The rules of the game are simple: players must remove as many “gummy pimples” as possible with their fingers, but if Pete is rocked back and forth too much while the procedure is taking place, the guilty player will be sprayed with pus water from the giant zit on Pete’s nose. Very fun, right?

Pimple Pete won’t be in stores until June, a huge disappointment to everyone who wants to feel ill RIGHT NOW.

To hold us over until then, Dr. Sandra Lee is starring in a new show! It’s called Dr. Pimple Popper and it premieres on TLC July 11.

Twitter is thrilled…and terrified!

Just when it seemed America had given up on acne-based products, great news like this comes along! August is going to be a joyful and disgusting month.

H/T – Refinery 29, Cosmopolitan, YouTube

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Written by Collin Gossel

Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.--