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Couples Are Now Pursuing ‘Genital Matchmaking’ Cosmetic Surgery To Improve Their Quarantine Sex Lives

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A British surgeon has a solution for amorous couples seeking that “perfect fit” to improve their lovemaking.

Dr. Lucy Glancey—a cosmetic surgeon and founder of The Glancey Medical Associates in the U.K.—said that the pandemic lockdown has seen a surge of couples signing up for her clinic’s genital matchmaking treatment.

According to the Daily Mail, Glancey believes that the penis and vagina matchmaking procedure can improve people’s sex lives by increasing friction—which plays a vital role in increasing the pleasure that comes with orgasm.

Said Glancey:

“Men who frequently masturbate find it difficult to climax during intercourse with a woman because they are used to producing a ‘perfect fit’ of their hand, which fits like a glove over their penis compared to being with a female partner.”

She continued providing her expertise:

“Over the years the penis does not change significantly in terms of thickness. However the vagina does and that could be due to 2 main reasons.”

“The first reason is pregnancy and having a vaginal birth, pregnancy on its own is also capable of relaxing the vagina even if you have not given vaginal birth.”

She told the news outlet that the second reason “could be the man’s age, the relaxation of the ligaments and thinning of vaginal walls bringing overall relaxation.”

“Therefore couples now are more educated about what makes them enjoy their sex life even more and one of the things they seek is that perfect fit, like a glove on your hand or a key in a keyhole.”

Glancey said if the problem lies in the girth of the penis, it can be solved with the use of filler or using fat from the patient’s own body.

She added:

“Later on in life after childbirth the female partner might wish to have vaginal tightening.”

The surgeon mentioned examples of why her female patients seek the “perfect fit” treatment, starting with one that has to do with a “noise” issue.

“I often hear comments from my female patients they are embarrassed by the noise they sometimes produce during intercourse which is due to air getting in between the penis and vagina when they don’t fit so well.”

“Or their husband prefers to have anal sex with them because there is a better fit there which upsets them.”

“Also during pregnancy and childbirth the labia can stretch and protrude and get in the way which produces discomfort for the woman and difficulty with intercourse.”

Procedures for females include “nonsurgical vaginal tightening and surgical labioplasty” – which have been categorized under the term, “designer vagina.”

“This gives a ‘tidy ‘a look on the outside plus stops the protruding labia getting in the way as well as improvement of vaginal laxity so they can experience more enjoyment from intercourse as well as their partner too.”

“On top of that enhancement of the penis girth can bring even better fit. Each couple is assessed individually.”

Dr. Glancey believes that the latest trend in cosmetic surgery is saving marriages because couples who have good sex “will stay together despite their differences in other areas.”

Koh Mochizuki

Written by Koh Mochizuki

Koh Mochizuki is a New York-based actor and writer. Originally hailing from Los Angeles, he received his B.A. in English literature and is fluent in Japanese. Disney parks are his passion, and endless cups of coffee are a necessity. Instagram: kohster Twitter: @kohster1