Considering the number of times the Kardashian family has collectively “broken the internet,” it’s amazing that it’s still up and running.
The latest occurrence, of course, was Kylie Jenner’s recent announcement that she had just tried cereal with milk for the first time in her life. The staggering revelation left most of the internet slack-jawed for the better part of a day while the rest set out to discover if there was any truth behind the statement.
And believe it or not, there’s actually more to this story.
Kris Jenner has now come forward and admitted that Kylie’s milk-deprived life was actually all her doing.
Last Tuesday, Kylie sent out the tweet admitting that in her 21 years on this Earth, she had somehow never tried cereal with milk, thus sparking the entire cereal-gate fiasco.
last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) September 19, 2018
i always liked cereal dry i never bothered to put milk— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) September 19, 2018
After tweeting about her disadvantaged, lactose-barren childhood, the internet slow-roasted Kylie like a rotisserie chicken.
Old video of Kylie as a kid eating cereal. pic.twitter.com/PcMnKnS5ED— Mario H (@RealYoungMarius) September 21, 2018
Is this a rich thing?— Trey Jacobs (@TreyJacobsxxx) September 19, 2018
It was then discovered that Kylie had posted a picture on Instagram five years ago showing a bowl of cereal containing what definitely looked like milk, and the controversy started all over again.
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According to her mom though, Kylie is blameless.
“It’s all my fault,” Jenner said speaking to E! News. “Guilty as charged. I let the kid eat dry cereal and I think it just kind of stuck with her.”
Jenner also addressed the Instagram post that may or may not have contained milk.
“We really don’t know what’s in the milk. It could be almond milk, it could be something mixed with coconut for all we know. There’s nothing that proves it was actually milk.”
Many couldn’t believe that Jenner had allowed Kylie to experience such a cruel and calcium-deficient childhood.
Somebody needs to call Child Protective Services on @KrisJenner. Who deprives their child of cereal and milk for 20 years???— Sabrina Matthews (@xbadprincessx) September 19, 2018
Kris Jenner refusing Kylie Jenner milk until she becomes a billionaire ? pic.twitter.com/LPLTIn9JXF— Shawn C. Smith (@younwhiteboi) September 19, 2018
I'm apart of the 9 thousand people talking about Kylie Jenner never having cereal with milk kris never gave you milk....yeah you wasn't loved— Factual Thoughts (@FactualThinkers) September 19, 2018
Though most were just amazed there was a second part to the story.
kris jenner really said “kylie has never had cereal with milk usually she just uses almond milk” LMAO OKAY SO SHE DOES USE MILK IN HER CEREAL?— brooklyn ? (@turntbrooklyn) September 23, 2018
TMZ really just pulled up a 5 year old Instagram post to disprove Kylie Jenner saying she had never tasted cereal and milk before. Lemme tell you, Kris Jenner works hard, but TMZ wrote the damn book for it.— Tevin JC (@TevinJC) September 20, 2018
I just actually took the time to watch Kylie Jenner’s entire dry cereal vs. cereal with milk debate on Snapchat I swear Kris Jenner truly owns my soul— Liv (@OliviaEssig) September 19, 2018
But as masters of social media and self-promotion, they’ll probably keep this one going as long as possible.
You guys just keep. ... Milking this story huh... Lol... Ok I'll leave now— Lee (@AmeeNiekerk) September 21, 2018