In an effort to promote his upcoming book, Trump, The Blue-Collar President, former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci performed an interpretative dance depicting his eleven-day tenure in the White House, and it’s just as awful as it sounds.
In a video published by the New York Post on Monday, the Mooch narrates through dance the short list of events that lead to his unceremonious ejection from the White House following a profanity-laced rant about fellow White House aides.
“This is interpretive dance, also known as ‘Mooch moves,’ for my time in the White House,” Scaramucci says in the video.
Beginning with day one, Scaramucci flails around doing a version of what can only be described as “kung-fu mopping” as he “cleans house.”
For day two, the Mooch swings his arms as he takes an axe to “tree of leaking” in the White House.
By day twelve, Scaramucci was on his knees thanking God it was over, as was everyone who watched the video.
Like every pair of Crocs ever, it wasn’t a pretty sight, and most people wondered why it existed.
Can someone Eternal Sunshine me so I can remove this from my memory https://t.co/QViFRPlKg1
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) October 22, 2018
This is The Bad Place. https://t.co/eWWg4dOS0y
— Michael Shaw (@michael_jshaw) October 22, 2018
It happened. The dumbest possible headline has been written. Bask in its stupidity. https://t.co/oHH94tenuo
— Reza Kazemi (@rezakazemi) October 22, 2018
Why are we doing this? Last I checked there were still children in cages, some unaccounted for. Focus.
— KnittaPhD (@knittaphd) October 22, 2018
And many didn’t know what to make of it
Slow news day?
— Bob L (@bobinaz) October 22, 2018
— Rainbow Tits McGee (@madfashionista) October 22, 2018
— Rosatom Ulbricht? (@screenslaver) October 22, 2018
All they knew is that they wanted nothing to do with it.
— jim cowder (@jtcowder) October 22, 2018
— James Parsons (@jamesparsns) October 22, 2018
— cynicron (@cynicron) October 22, 2018
Although it looks like Scaramucci’s 15 minutes of fame are wrapping up, at least he went out with dignity. Or did he?
So much dignity
— Molly Jong☠️Fast (@MollyJongFast) October 22, 2018
So little rhythm.
— Cealygrrl (@cealygirl) October 22, 2018