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Anthony Scaramucci Just Did An Interpretive Dance To Describe His White House Tenure—And We’re Cringing

In an effort to promote his upcoming book, Trump, The Blue-Collar President, former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci performed an interpretative dance depicting his eleven-day tenure in the White House, and it’s just as awful as it sounds.

In a video published by the New York Post on Monday, the Mooch narrates through dance the short list of events that lead to his unceremonious ejection from the White House following a profanity-laced rant about fellow White House aides.

“This is interpretive dance, also known as ‘Mooch moves,’ for my time in the White House,” Scaramucci says in the video.

Beginning with day one, Scaramucci flails around doing a version of what can only be described as “kung-fu mopping” as he “cleans house.”

For day two, the Mooch swings his arms as he takes an axe to “tree of leaking” in the White House.

By day twelve, Scaramucci was on his knees thanking God it was over, as was everyone who watched the video.

Like every pair of Crocs ever, it wasn’t a pretty sight, and most people wondered why it existed.

And many didn’t know what to make of it

All they knew is that they wanted nothing to do with it.

Although it looks like Scaramucci’s 15 minutes of fame are wrapping up, at least he went out with dignity. Or did he?

H/T – Mashable, The Hill

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Written by Dennis Matthew Livesey

Matt is a writer, designer, and native New Yorker. He has worked in film, where he enjoyed a brief career as a stand-in for Ian Holm; finance, where he pretended to understand his job, and real estate, where nothing remarkable happened. He writes about science, technology, and media. His work includes magazine articles, one published book, and the looming inevitability of the second.