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Ridiculous Computer-Generated Photo Of Burglary Suspect Is Our New Favorite Thing

If this is accurate, we have a feeling they'll catch him quickly.

Police in Warwickshire, England have reached out to the internet seeking help locating a suspect. The man is accused of committing a "distraction burglary" back in February.

Working in conjunction with the victim, police artists came up with a computer generated composite sketch, or "efit" of the suspect, which was released to the public. The composite came with some "distinct" features. 

For obvious reasons, the public is pretty sure they'd have known if they saw this person. In fact, many were sure they have!

Then there were these helpful folks.

There's always a critic or two (or ten), though. 

Meanwhile, we're over here like: 

Go ahead and hop on Twitter to read more about the Warwickshire efit if you need a laugh today. 

H/T: Twitter


Written by Erica Diaz

Erica is the consummate cool-kid. She’s so cool that she’s been talked about in magazines, on blogs and on the radio after losing her left eye because of a piece of glitter. She is still actively mourning the passing of Prince and hopes to one day do an all-iguana remake of Graffiti Bridge since iguanas are plentiful near her home in South Florida. She has yet to find one that can really nail the “ahhhyayayeaheaheah” that Tevin Campbell does in Round and Round, and everyone knows the music is the important part of any Prince film. She’s a mother, singer, writer and (if the internet is to be believed - which we all know it is) a Nigerian socialite mid-ranking member of the Illuminati. She prides herself on being the most popular one-eyed rock star under 5 ft tall in pretty much any room she walks into.