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Rob Delaney’s 5-Year-Old Son Wrote A Hilarious Poem—And It’s A Brutally Honest Over-Share ?

Rob Delaney is an actor, writer, comedian, and father. You probably know him from his show Catastrophe or his role in Deadpool 2. Now, you’re about to know him for his morning poops.

You’re welcome.

Rob’s always been one of those celebrities who shares their personal lives with fearless honesty. He shared the tragic loss of his young son to cancer.

He’s shared his struggles with depression and alcoholism. He shares his day to day life – even if it’s unflattering.

It’s not all sad, though. Rob’s honesty is often hilarious.

He was voted one of the ten funniest men on Twitter in 2010 and the funniest person on Twitter in 2012. That honesty and humor are part of what makes Rob who he is… so when his 5-year-old son penned a poem that was chock full of that trademark honesty and humor… well… he couldn’t be more proud.

Rob is funny, yes. Rob’s kid is WAY funnier.

Check it out. 

 

It’s not quite a haiku, but hey – classic formats are limiting when you’ve got so much important information to relay. The cat IS a cat. Dogs DO bark and woof.

And Rob Delaney, evidently, is a morning pooper.

Twitter is in love with all this insight. 

 

Ladies and gents…we now have a new type of poetry. 

Parenthood is fun, you guys.

H/T: Twitter, Wikipedia

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Written by Erica Diaz

Erica is the consummate cool-kid. She’s so cool that she’s been talked about in magazines, on blogs and on the radio after losing her left eye because of a piece of glitter. She is still actively mourning the passing of Prince and hopes to one day do an all-iguana remake of Graffiti Bridge since iguanas are plentiful near her home in South Florida. She has yet to find one that can really nail the “ahhhyayayeaheaheah” that Tevin Campbell does in Round and Round, and everyone knows the music is the important part of any Prince film. She’s a mother, singer, writer and (if the internet is to be believed - which we all know it is) a Nigerian socialite mid-ranking member of the Illuminati. She prides herself on being the most popular one-eyed rock star under 5 ft tall in pretty much any room she walks into.