"I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure." – Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently.
— Summer of Benny (@summerofbenny) July 21, 2012
@TheBloggess I was once thanked by a grieving family member for coming to the funeral. I responded, ” no, thank YOU!!” Worst!!!
— JCVC (@JamieClairity) November 1, 2015
[making small talk at work]
What do you think about abortion?
— moody monday (@mdob11) November 22, 2016
@TheBloggess noticed the blind man approaching me wasn’t sure where I was so called out ‘on your right’, I was on his left. He corrected me.
— tanya phillips (@tanyaphillips18) November 1, 2015
i'm great!! i'm good i'm doing good hahaha. i mean "well" haha! haha i'm doing well, not good! haha i'm not doing good! im not doing so good
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) September 2, 2016