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This Long List Of Insane Roommate Requirements Has The Internet Rolling Its Eyes Hard πŸ˜’

Over the weekend someone replied to anΒ ad for a roommate and got a bit more than they were looking for. The response to their inquiry included a long list of demands that was so insane, they shared it in a Facebook group.

Twitter userΒ @rxdaznΒ posted screenshots for everyone to enjoy.

 

 

Twitter nearly lost it at “you don’t know how to make a sandwich.”

Some gender issues came into play.

Why do we feel like we know this person? Hold on…

There probably isn’t any winning in this situation.

We’re pretty happy we don’t live with this person and we assume the original poster gave that living situation a hard pass, too.

H/T Mashable. Indy100

Written by Jonna Ivin

Jonna Ivin is the founder of STIR Journal and writer of the essay, I Know Why Poor Whites Chant, Trump, Trump, Trump. She has appeared on NPR, OPB, The Roland Martin Show and KCRW. Jonna is the author of the books Will Love For Crumbs, 8th Amendment, and, Sister Girl. Her writing has been featured in Good Magazine, STIR Journal, The Establishment, and xoJane. Twitter @jonnaivin