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Josh Brolin Says He Severely Burned His ‘Pucker Hole’ While Trying Out The ‘Perineum Sunning’ Fad

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Josh Brolin is really mad.

The Avengers: Endgame star recently tried out a new sunning fad that led to excruciating pain.

While most people tan in their bathing suits, baring your perineum to the sun is now a thing.

So Brolin gave this perineum sunning thing a shot, and the result was a major pain in the a$$ that not even Thanos can quickly eliminate with a forcible snap.

The 51-year-old posted an example of the position he assumed when exposing – what Brolin eloquently described as his “pucker hole” – to the sun and warned everyone not to do it for as long as he did.

“Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did.”

His plans to spend the day with the family had to take a backseat.

“My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain.”

“I don’t know who the f**k thought of this stupid s**t but f**k you nonetheless. Seriously.”

Why anyone would want to tan their nether region is beyond comprehension.

But then again, taint nothing like the internet.

Be warned: the internet a$$ed for this.

The sunning fad became viral last month after a health influencer by the name of Ra of Earth posted a video of three naked men raising their legs in the air and offering their harvest moons to the sun.

Here is the video demonstrating how you can effectively receive energy.

The health guru gave this hard sell:

“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.”

Dear Ra – Josh Brolin has some harsh words for you.

Brolin didn’t specify how far past the suggested 30-second sunning time he exposed his puckered starfish, but aside from his burnt plunket, let’s hope he benefitted from a great core workout.

Our thoughts and prayers are with him every time he has to go for a number two.

Brolin has an extensive and impressive resume, but for many people their introduction to Brolin was as a teen when he appeared in The Goonies. The 25th Anniversary Edition is available here.

Koh Mochizuki

Written by Koh Mochizuki

Koh Mochizuki is a New York-based actor and writer. Originally hailing from Los Angeles, he received his B.A. in English literature and is fluent in Japanese. Disney parks are his passion, and endless cups of coffee are a necessity. Instagram: kohster Twitter: @kohster1