Up on the housetop, you might pause after seeing this NSFW Christmas light display that is alarming residents in a Kansas neighborhood.
Turns out there’s nothing questionable about it.
A 60-foot string of lights festooning the sloped roof of Shelby Gash’s home is deliberately arranged to look like a penis.
Gash confirmed with FOX 4 what her creation is that is causing quite a stir.
“A giant glowing d**k.”
You can watch the FOX 4 news report in the YouTube clip, below.
Gash’s intentions were to lift everyone from the doldrums of stress and anxiety that can accompany the season.
“The neighborhood’s kind of, like, vibe’s kind of gone down ’cause everyone’s kind of uptight. So it’s more of a, kind of, orneriness.”
— JBFazz1213 (@JBFazz1213) December 12, 2019
The 24-year-old resident in Lenexa, Kansas initially witnessed laughter after erecting the illuminated schmeckle.
“People think it’s hilarious. People are stopping in the middle of the night taking photos and laughing.”
— 💫DWood (@thelastDWood) December 12, 2019
And her last name is Gash. You can’t make this stuff up…
— Robert Goulet (@FeltFootball) December 12, 2019
Traffic control, ready for landing…… pic.twitter.com/3cNkqyMtC6
— Ig_jr Conservante🇧🇪🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇭🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇩🇱🇺 (@lpjr25) December 12, 2019
— Phil O'Bat (@BrandCrazyMeds) December 12, 2019
And while it came upon a midnight clear, some of the residents in Whispering Hills didn’t find the holiday tallywacker very funny.
So last week, Gash apologized on Facebook:
“Sorry neighbors. I felt the need to make a giant dick on the roof ’tis the season!”
She posted the X-rated images along with her apology.
That there is no landing strip for Santa’s sleigh.
That is the dude pole.
Sorry neighbors..I felt the need to make a giant dick on the roof ‘tis the season!* UPDATE *** the news station is on my front lawn hahah
When FOX 4 asked neighbors to identify the shape of lights, Marcelo Vergara said without a hint of irony: