Ear sucking. Seriously, an ex of mine began licking and sucking my ear and it was sooooo good for some reason.
My wife and I were tailgating with friends at a college football game several years ago. After a while my wife gave me a look and said she’d forgotten something in the car, which was parked on the side of the road about a little ways away. Fortunately for me I recognized the look she gave me and offered to walk her to the car. We get to the car and get in, at which time she strips me and proceeds to ride me in the back seat with traffic and pedestrians passing by (we have deeply tinted windows.) We headed back to the tailgate, but she “needed something from the car” twice again that day.
2am, I wake up to crying on the baby monitor. My husband rolls over as I move to get up and stops me.
“Don’t worry babe I got it.”
Damn I love that man