Technology may seem like it’s on our side, but in reality, it can work against us. Don’t trust it, point blank. Maybe I’m coming off cynical, but I do believe the government spies on us and all of our whereabouts through our computer, phone, even our Amazon Alexa devices (don’t believe me now, but one day you will). Even if it’s not the government you’re worried about, there are things that can go wrong in our everyday lives and we have no one to blame but technology–and also ourselves for being such horrible people. For our prime example of how technology will stab you in the back, I bring you the craziest cheating saga of the year all caused by Amazon Alexa. Twitter user @lilcanon has decided to share with us the truly eventful, crazy, unbelievable, insane story of betrayal and despair.
It all began with Kodak Radio:
nah I was at my homegirls house chilling. Her and her man were cleaning so her man goes “Alexa play Kodak radio” and Alexa goes “I do not recognize this station Jared” her mans name is mike pic.twitter.com/uFol5BxKHK— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 2, 2018
But, who is Jared?
mike was confused and kept asking “who the fuck is Jared Alexa” I was looking at my friend like wow she really got her side dude programmed to Alexa pic.twitter.com/ERGpdf1nO6— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018
Mike is smart AF.
Mike continues to talk to Alexa like she a real human. So he finally says “Alexa, call Jared’s cell” this where shit about to get juicy!!!!!— momma canon (@Iilcanon) January 3, 2018