I knew I was gay when I was at a girl’s sleepover aged 8, and one of the girls asked me who my celebrity crush was, and I genuinely couldn’t think of a man so panicked and said Andrew Lloyd Webber.
— ???????? (@lavendr_menace) September 8, 2018
At work a kid asked me if i was a boy or a girl so i said “neither” & their parent explained that some people are “he”, some are “she”, and others are “they” – the kid replied that they had never thought of that, and the parent said they could think about it more together later
— jay jackson (@campbutch) August 13, 2018
Showing up to important family gatherings after your mom told you to ‘keep it toned down’ pic.twitter.com/5wSPYUcRw7
— Sarah Karlan (@SkarSkarSkar) October 12, 2018
standup comics will make gay jokes that you could have overheard at the food court at your local mall in 2010 then call their tour “UNCENSORED” or something
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) December 6, 2018