Alright, so, it is no secret that we are living in strange and interesting times right now.
Aside from the social and political climate of the United States, the actual climate of the world is in question, the doomsday clock is at two minutes to midnight STILL and giant lobster claws are on sale at Costco.
What was that last one?
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Ginormous “3 lb” LOBSTER CLAW !!!… Have you EVER ?!… This thing is unreal ! I mean, come on. I’ve seen a few big claws at Costco before, but this one’s crazy ! We just had to get it. It might be 1/2 it’s weight in shell, but worth it already. The family’s had their photo ops, now it’s going on the grill. I can’t promise an inside pic, they’re too anxious to eat this monster claw. I hope we have enough butter ?!… . . . #lobster #lobsterclaw #shellfish #seafood #gobigorgohome #foodfinds #lobsters #butter #familydinner
Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah.
Where is Costco finding these monster lobsters?
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The photos of the claws are coming from different spots in California.
The thing is, the lobster that Costco sells is native to Maine.
How is that giant lobster not hitting the east coast at all?
So Costco now selling these huge lobster claws. Anyone try them yet? pic.twitter.com/wRqSxFIa4H
— Johnny Wilds (@JohnnyWBoxing) March 21, 2019
With it being Costco you can never buy just one… 😄
— Jay (@RedskinsCult) March 21, 2019
Man….. even though that is dead I am still scared of it
— Chad W (@dcfoodsafety) March 21, 2019
— Danny Holland (@DannyHolland99) March 21, 2019
Who got that Costco plug https://t.co/Hf3FyE6TtV
— Ryan Csaszar (@nofear0955) March 20, 2019
— Meredith Goad (@MeredithGoad) March 21, 2019
News Link: "Costco Is Selling a GIGANTIC 3-Pound Lobster Claw"
Me (In my big kid voice): Oooouuuuuu THE CLAW pic.twitter.com/RwzUykKnp6
— Wayland ♋️ (@WayDaBest) March 21, 2019
Costco, giant lobster claws! On my way . . . They actually have em near me! LOL pic.twitter.com/djFnPsgtVY
— Anthony DeStefanis (@anthde) March 20, 2019
Not only that, but you can buy six live lobsters from Costco online for $130.
How exactly do they plan to deliver LIVE lobster that might have claws this big‽‽
We don’t know but we are definitely scared!
Did aliens attack & we decided to eat them? https://t.co/mQWx6fUa0D
— ❄Mikki Kendall❄ (@Karnythia) March 20, 2019
I love lobster but ummmmmm https://t.co/phILkLo23L
— reneemarykay (@reneemarykay1) March 20, 2019
Imma need butter,garlic, and lemon stat https://t.co/g0mj4zbE5T
— Joshua Champagne (@ImJoshChampagne) March 20, 2019
Whoa! That is crazy big 👀 https://t.co/1I3PD2ZL7I
— Shelly (@momfiles) March 20, 2019
— Constantine "Costa" Spyrou (@Constantine_Spy) March 19, 2019
Lobsters can live for a very long time (male lobsters, an average of 31 years, female lobsters, an average of 54 years in the wild) and while they are aging they continue to grow.
We wonder if Costco is also selling the other parts of these giant lobsters.