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Someone Made A Spotify Playlist Of ‘The Worst Songs To Have Sex To’, And It’s A Real Doozy

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Wondering how to completely destroy your sex life?

Tired of repelling people from your bedroom day after day after day, and looking for other solutions?

Well look no further than this Spotify playlist entitled:

The Worst Songs To Have Sex To.

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The list includes such sexual awakenings as the Law & Order theme song, “Jesus Take The Wheel,” “She’ll be Comin’ Round The Mountain,” and the Reading Rainbow theme song.

Imagine, the night is heating up, you slowly go to the bedroom, put on some music, and it’s immediately “Yo-Ho (A Pirate’s Life For Me).”

You can’t write comedy without the amount of thought the person creating this playlist put into each and every selection.

But nothing says “undress” like “The Christmas Shoes,” the Christmas song about a dying mother.

With songs like these, your relationship is sure to deteriorate at an alarming rate.

So next time you have a guest over, be sure to pull up this playlist.

And then when they leave immediately, you’ll know you’ve succeeded.

Before playlists, there was the mix tape. The films Guardians of the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy Volume II used the mix tape as a plot point while introducing people to music of the 1970s and 80s.

The “mix tape” from Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix Vol.1 is available here. Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2: Awesome Mix Vol. 2 is available here.

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Written by Mike Walsh

Mike is a writer, dancer, actor, and singer who recently graduated with his MFA from Columbia University. Mike's daily ambitions are to meet new dogs and make new puns on a daily basis. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @mikerowavables.