Wondering how to completely destroy your sex life?
Tired of repelling people from your bedroom day after day after day, and looking for other solutions?
Well look no further than this Spotify playlist entitled:
The Worst Songs To Have Sex To.
â€” Bev Johnson (@beverlylove) November 18, 2019
â€” Shelby TðŸºðŸŒ»ðŸ–¤ (@shelbow_) November 19, 2019
The list includes such sexual awakenings as theÂ Law & Order theme song, “Jesus Take The Wheel,” “She’ll be Comin’ Round The Mountain,” and theÂ Reading Rainbow theme song.
Lawwwwwd I’d be HOWLING She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountain during sex lmao https://t.co/Hly73JRF3f
â€” Vibing At The Speed Limit (@DannyRavioli) November 18, 2019
You could do some serious role playing to that Law and Order theme though.
â€” Tristan ðŸ‚ (@twaddington) November 18, 2019
Needs â€œThe Hamster Danceâ€
â€” Clint Barton (@HawkguyClint) November 18, 2019
I see cotton eye joe and I have a hard time imagining how bad of a person you must be to have sex to that song
â€” Ernos @ FE2020 (@ErnosDerg) November 18, 2019
Sorry babe, the reading rainbow theme song stays on during sex
â€” fuc (@buzzzlightsnack) November 19, 2019
I don’t think Cotton Eye Joe belongs on here
â€” Yer Pal, DK (@yerpalDK) November 18, 2019
Iâ€™m dying over cotton eye joe ahahahaha
â€” insert christmas Hollie pun (@jammyjimjams) November 18, 2019
Imagine, the night is heating up, you slowly go to the bedroom, put on some music, and it’s immediately “Yo-Ho (A Pirate’s Life For Me).”
You can’t write comedy without the amount of thought the person creating this playlist put into each and every selection.
This playlist is full of bangers.
â€” Snackrificial (@snackrificial) November 19, 2019
I hate how look at this and see a challenge.
â€” Mahafor (@mahafors) November 18, 2019
The Wii menu remix is on there lmfao hahaha ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚
â€” âœ¨ Trinity âœ¨ (@TypicallyTricky) November 18, 2019
Anyone who hasn’t tried to bang to peanut butter jelly time is truly missing out.
â€” Hiramelting into myself (@carameske) November 18, 2019
“She’ll be coming around the mountain” kills me.
â€” ð“·ð“²ð“°ð“±ð“½ð“¼ð“±ð“ªð“ð“®ð–˜ð–•ð–šð–‰ ðŸ¦… (@nightshadespud) November 18, 2019
What about the Cars 4 Kids jingle? ðŸ¤£
â€” Ashley Covelli (@bigflavorsblog) November 19, 2019
That gives a new meaning to “She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain”.
â€” Kala ðŸ¦• (@kalasaurus) November 19, 2019
“You got a friend in me” would probably just end in both parties laughing
but why is the macarena on this list
and pretty sure the law and order theme would fit a roleplay session quite well
â€” ðŸ¤¡ðŸ¤¡âŒRealSuitorLP (Youtuber)âŒðŸ¤¡ðŸ¤¡ (@LpSuitor) November 19, 2019
But nothing says “undress” like “The Christmas Shoes,” the Christmas song about a dying mother.
With songs like these, your relationship is sure to deteriorate at an alarming rate.
oh my god christmas shoes is on this list? iâ€™d just start bawling angrily honestly. this â€œchallengeâ€ sounds… just miserable ðŸ˜‚
â€” Mikayla on Ice âœ¨ Commissions Open! (@mcboots42) November 18, 2019
Christmas Shoes is the only song that actually deserves to be on here
â€” Beverly Veatch (@BevVeatch) November 18, 2019
So next time you have a guest over, be sure to pull up this playlist.
And then when they leave immediately, you’ll know you’ve succeeded.
Before playlists, there was the mix tape. The films Guardians of the Galaxy and Guardians of the Galaxy Volume II used the mix tape as a plot point while introducing people to music of the 1970s and 80s.
The “mix tape” from Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix Vol.1 is available here. Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2: Awesome Mix Vol. 2 is available here.