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Walmart Apologizes For Christmas Sweater Featuring Santa Doing Cocaine

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Sometimes, an ugly sweater can go a wee bit too far.

Walmart has pulled several “risque” sweaters from its shelves after fielding several complaints from guests.

The sweaters included one of Santa Claus with several lines of cocaine in front of him, reading “Let It Snow.”

The description that was formerly on Walmart’s website said:

“We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America.”

It continues:

“That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That’s why Santa really likes to savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A, Colombian snow.”

Other risque sweaters include one where Santa appears to be being anally probed by an alien, one where he is wearing no pants in front of a fireplace with the caption “Chestnuts roasting” and one of an upside-down snow man with a 3D carrot nose in a very suggestive place.

Some people thought it was Walmart’s most hilarious product.

But Walmart themselves were not amused with the sales of these sweaters.

A spokesperson for Walmart said:

“These sweaters, sold by a third-party seller on Walmart.com, do not represent Walmart’s values and have no place on our website. We have removed these products from our marketplace. We apologize for any unintended offense this may have caused.”

It’s the first big scandal of the holiday season and this one didn’t even feature coffee cups.

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Written by Mike Walsh

Mike is a writer, dancer, actor, and singer who recently graduated with his MFA from Columbia University. Mike's daily ambitions are to meet new dogs and make new puns on a daily basis. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @mikerowavables.