Who among us has not dreamed of quitting a job in epic fashion?
Of standing up one day in the middle of the workplace and going full-on scorched Earth, raining wrath on that horrible boss or insufferable coworker before storming out in an unforgettable huff?
But sadly, for most this sort of “Take this job and shove it” story is just that—a fantasy. If you’re one of these people, allow us to introduce you to your new personal hero.
Meet Anesti Danelis: YouTuber, musician and (extremely former) Starbucks barista from Toronto.
Danelis recently decided to move on from his position at Starbucks, so he wrote a gloriously profane resignation song we presume is called “F*ck This, I Quit.”
Which he sang not on YouTube, but live.
In the Starbucks where he worked.
During his shift.
To his manager.
Take it away, Anesti.
Those are some lyrics, huh?
The entire thing is poetry, but far and away the best bit is at the 1:14 mark, when he details a long list of grievances that his boss can shove up her/his “large bumhole” which he then immediately corrects in the most Starbucks way possible:
An instant classic.
And as you might guess, Twitter is pretty much in love with this epic kiss-off.
Who among us has not fantasized about quitting a soul sucking job in such a manner? https://t.co/dmpZbXQYy7
— suzanne (@iheartbalkans) December 12, 2019
Oh well, that’s a good one. https://t.co/RAR2MN486u
— Gunnarsson (@premsikka19) December 13, 2019
Dude went out in style. 😂👍🎶https://t.co/mzEYqY8HnU
— Christilatintity 🌹 (@MeBeingChristy) December 13, 2019
This guy is a grande hero https://t.co/9fY3KJ7TAK
— Ashley K (@districtofash) December 13, 2019
A lesson to all hiring managers: Never hire someone who has musical talent. https://t.co/RzmI1USsdj
— Matt Gerrish (@Matt_Gerrish) December 12, 2019
This is HOW to QUIT a job. Guitar lessons may be needed!!! https://t.co/DoQzxv0iqG
— T L Ricketts (@TL_Ricketts) December 13, 2019
Well if you’re planning on quitting your job take this guys lead and do it in a song while blasting your manager 😂😂😂 https://t.co/xqFymHLUUR
— Dustin Lowe (@Dustin_Lowe) December 13, 2019
😂 he’s got cajones! 👊🏽 https://t.co/Vb3J4HN1OO
— in the Golden State (@ButtercupD) December 13, 2019
On behalf of everyone who has worked with an a-hole Manager… weeee!!!🥳👏👏
Toronto Starbucks employee quits job (with a song) **warning. some words sound like “luck” 🤣🥴😉https://t.co/Dy2dWk0oXY
— AnnieBodyCaNaDa (@AnnieBodyCanada) December 12, 2019
Bravo. Venti Bravohttps://t.co/6vcIvylQbw
— Ted Baby Yodahoheehoo Healey (@TedHealey) December 12, 2019
Best of luck in your next endeavor, Anesti, you absolute legend.
Here’s hoping you inspire your new colleagues as much as you’ve inspired the rest of us.