Sandy Rogen is Seth Rogen’s mom. They follow each other on Twitter. On Monday, Sandy tweeted about sex with her husband and whether or not kisses during sex have germs if the aforementioned husband is sick.
As far as we know, Seth hasn’t seen the tweet (though he has been tagged a zillion times) – but let’s be honest for a moment here. Based on his film history we aren’t sure he would care.
He’s an adult.
He knows how he got here.
Also, he made a name for himself with films like Knocked Up and Zack And Miri Make A Porno… and sensually riding a motorcycle with James Franco.
Something tells us this isn’t the guy who is going to be uptight about sexuality.
Still, that didn’t stop Twitter from trying to shield his innocent eyes from his mother’s tweet… by tagging him?
First thing’s first, though. Let’s start with mom’s tweet.
Husband has a cold. Husband says kisses during sex dont have germs.
— Sandy Rogen (@RogenSandy) September 30, 2019
Cue the “horrified” responses:
I got this one, @Sethrogen Jesus Christ, mom!!!!
— All About Steve (@AllAboutSteveW) September 30, 2019
Today is not the day to check in on Moms Twitter.
— Mr. B (@SarcasticMrB) September 30, 2019
— MegGyver (@MeganPhilly) September 30, 2019
m'am your son follows you on this website
— WOUNDED ANIMAL (@kingorca) September 30, 2019
Picturing @Sethrogen 's face when reading this. ????????????????????
— The DogMother (@iamdogmother) September 30, 2019
Once people got past the need to “protect” Seth, another pattern emerged.
People calling out Sandy’s husband for the boldfaced lies.
Of course sick kisses still have germs!
— Emma J ⚫????️???????????????????? ????☕ ❄???????? (@Scrubs14) October 1, 2019
???? guys will say anything…
— Grizzly Chief (@Grizzly_Chief) October 1, 2019
— Ash???????? (@DownNotDefeated) September 30, 2019
And HELL to the no. Husband can be sick by himself because my guess is “If Sandy gets sick too, she’s taking care of everyone”. That’s a role play moment if I’ve ever heard one….Married to other people, can’t kiss on the lips-too intimate ????????. Go with it girl ????
— Tizzy77 (@tisdalejessi3) September 30, 2019
Don't fall for that line, husband had flu now I have flu.. sigh…
— B (@b_bchrist1) September 30, 2019
Husband is lying ???? nice try though
— M'¥…. (@nameispollylou) September 30, 2019
As usual, husbands lie
— Jan Toulatos (@ToulatosJ) September 30, 2019
— Julie G in VA (@Julie_CG) October 2, 2019
So what did we learn today?
Momma Rogen is hilarious and has no filter (now we know where Seth got it from) and sick-kisses absolutely have germs.
Don’t fall for the lies, folks!
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