The worst thing ever is when he finds that sweet spot after like 10 minutes and you’re like “okay don’t move don’t move just keep doing that” but you can see on his face that zero hour is four seconds away.
An ex-girlfriend had her prosthetic eye fall out.
I didn’t even know!
When about 10 minutes in you both realize orgasm isn’t going to happen, but you keep trying for another 10 out of sheer stubbornness. After that one person finally speaks up and the other goes “Oh good it isn’t just me, I was just trying to get you there”. This ends in a brief cleanup and usually watching TV/cuddling.