One time during us both climaxing, I said “I love you baby!” and my fiance replied with a derpy oh-face “you’re my…best…FRIEEEEEEND!”
We are each others best friend and we’ve been together for 4 years so I understood in the moment what he meant but I just couldn’t stop laughing. That didn’t stop him from trying to explain afterwards what he meant cause he was so embarrassed.
Putting on your robe and wizard hat
Pizza is delivered.
The driver is paid and tipped in under 1 minute, and departs from the scene immediately after.