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People Reveal The Hottest NSFW Thing Anyone Ever Said To Them

eulertriad:

At our wedding, my wife whispered in my ear that she wasn’t wearing any underwear while we were dancing.

thedankbank1021:

“Babe, we need to get out of here. I have to fuck you right now.”

Popped a boner so hard it was noticed by the other people at the party.

Wrenthorpian:

Ex-girlfriend, naked in bed “choose your own adventure” in her lovely Australian accent. Also the Australian “HOLY FUCK” when she came.

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