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This ‘What If’ Tweet About Teeth Is Totally Creeping The Internet Out ?

Lots of people have a thing about teeth. Some of us have nightmares about losing them. Some of us are constantly counting them with our tongues. Jessica Simpson doesn’t brush hers because it makes them feel weird so she has a whole dental routine designed to avoid that sensation. Teeth trigger a lot of people in a lot of ways.

When a Twitter user posed a what-if question that called into question everything teeth are…people got kind of sketched out.

Here’s the question: 


We are not okay, guys. We just aren’t. We can’t make the thoughts go away. Would your teeth just flop around in your mouth all day? Would they get kind of hard if you just needed a snack? Like a little tooth chub? If you’re super hungry do they harden into full-on fangs? What does hardening feel like? Please make the thoughts stop.

Twitter was just as uncomfortable as we are. 


Sometimes words just aren’t enough.


Soooo, yeah. Here’s a palette cleanser. You’re welcome.



H/T: Twitter





Written by Erica Diaz

Erica is the consummate cool-kid. She’s so cool that she’s been talked about in magazines, on blogs and on the radio after losing her left eye because of a piece of glitter. She is still actively mourning the passing of Prince and hopes to one day do an all-iguana remake of Graffiti Bridge since iguanas are plentiful near her home in South Florida. She has yet to find one that can really nail the “ahhhyayayeaheaheah” that Tevin Campbell does in Round and Round, and everyone knows the music is the important part of any Prince film. She’s a mother, singer, writer and (if the internet is to be believed - which we all know it is) a Nigerian socialite mid-ranking member of the Illuminati. She prides herself on being the most popular one-eyed rock star under 5 ft tall in pretty much any room she walks into.