Lots of people have a thing about teeth. Some of us have nightmares about losing them. Some of us are constantly counting them with our tongues. Jessica Simpson doesn’t brush hers because it makes them feel weird so she has a whole dental routine designed to avoid that sensation. Teeth trigger a lot of people in a lot of ways.
When a Twitter user posed a what-if question that called into question everything teeth are…people got kind of sketched out.
Here’s the question:
what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry
— e l l e n b e r g (@EggInBurger) June 24, 2018
We are not okay, guys. We just aren’t. We can’t make the thoughts go away. Would your teeth just flop around in your mouth all day? Would they get kind of hard if you just needed a snack? Like a little tooth chub? If you’re super hungry do they harden into full-on fangs? What does hardening feel like? Please make the thoughts stop.
Twitter was just as uncomfortable as we are.
thanks i hate it
— Bobsy May (@bobsymay) June 25, 2018
How do you delete someone else’s tweet?
— Carl Fense (@REALcarfense) June 25, 2018
Got hard when you were ready to masticate
— autumnrouse (@autumnrouse) June 25, 2018
? Every day we stray further and further from god on this forsaken planet
— Kathryn S (@KathrynS2000) June 25, 2018
“I’m not sure I would want wibely wobbly teeth that dangle around” my mother when I read her this tweet
— Aberdoodle (@thebowlofpasta) June 25, 2018
How do I unread this
— k-cee (@kaycmuller) June 25, 2018
— casie (@casieder) June 26, 2018
Sometimes words just aren’t enough.
— Jane Sellers (@jane_sellers) June 26, 2018
Loool some people, high af, looking at the tweet like: pic.twitter.com/x5iGW45UD1
— temi.x (@temii___) June 25, 2018
— Abbie ? (@abbie_louise7) June 25, 2018
— Garrett Etzkorn (@GMann3510) June 26, 2018
— ?? jordan (@gaybrownie) June 25, 2018
— Connor’s profile is an aesthetic mess (@cherubrockstar) June 25, 2018
— Res Politica (@Res_Politica_) June 27, 2018
— Mary Brandt (@punkgoesfleek) June 26, 2018
I gagged pic.twitter.com/0x4QGIrp9y
— Megan Pounds (@meganwanderss) June 26, 2018
— Gen (@GenevaPiepoli) June 26, 2018
Soooo, yeah. Here’s a palette cleanser. You’re welcome.