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Trump’s Faith Advisor Is ‘Taking Care Of’ His Soul Despite Efforts By ‘The Swamp,’ According To Her Husband

As the President, Donald Trump has an advisor for everything, including his spiritual wellbeing. It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it. Lucky for Trump there’s someone willing to roll up their sleeves and get in there. Her name is Paula White and she’s the wife of—wait for it—Jonathan Cain, Journey’s longtime keyboardist and co-writer of the ubiquitous hit song “Don’t Stop Believin’.” Now Cain is speaking up about his wife’s role in the President’s spiritual life, and he’s saying a mouthful. He told the Tennessean:
Paula’s in there doing the best she can do and taking care of his soul. Not his politics, not his rhetoric — his soul. If he leans on her for that, that’s a good thing, that is a really good thing. She brings prayer into the White House, I think it’s remarkable. I applaud her tenacity and it hasn’t been easy watching her get yanked around by the swamp, and yet she prevails. She’ll overcome. I stay in my lane on that one.
Check out the full article linked in the Tweet below:
Twitter reacted with a combination of eye rolling and laughter:
Some Twitter users were skeptical about the faith advisor’s role in Trump’s spiritual trajectory:
Commenters noted the position of his hands:
Many speculated that White really has her work cut out for her:
While others questioned the very existence of Trump’s soul:
And then there were a handful of people that were really icked out by the whole thing:
For all the disappointed Journey fans out there:
Whether Paula White is truly serving as Trump’s soul mate or just another in a long line of playmates, one thing’s for sure, it’s…
H/T: Twitter, The Hill

Written by Vanessa Nix Anthony

Vanessa is a freelance-flame-haired-word-ninja-for-hire with a passion for storytelling. Her writing has been featured in The Oregonian, Baltimore Magazine, Oregonlive, KPTV, Metro Parent, and Trulia, among others. She’s the author of the Amazon title, “In Less than a Year,” and her successful Portland-based copywriting agency, The Portland Writer has been helping businesses tell their brand’s unique stories for over a decade. When she’s not writing, cooking, or making magical worlds out of cardboard for her son, Vanessa is hard at work illustrating her forthcoming children’s books or belting out karaoke to favorite 80s or Disney villains tunes. TWITTER: @nessnix, INSTA: @nessnixtony