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Trump’s Faith Advisor Is ‘Taking Care Of’ His Soul Despite Efforts By ‘The Swamp,’ According To Her Husband

As the President, Donald Trump has an advisor for everything, including his spiritual wellbeing. It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it. Lucky for Trump there’s someone willing to roll up their sleeves and get in there. Her name is Paula White and she’s the wife of—wait for it—Jonathan Cain, Journey’s longtime keyboardist and co-writer of the ubiquitous hit song “Don’t Stop Believin’.” Now Cain is speaking up about his wife’s role in the President’s spiritual life, and he’s saying a mouthful. He told the Tennessean:
Paula’s in there doing the best she can do and taking care of his soul. Not his politics, not his rhetoric — his soul. If he leans on her for that, that’s a good thing, that is a really good thing. She brings prayer into the White House, I think it’s remarkable. I applaud her tenacity and it hasn’t been easy watching her get yanked around by the swamp, and yet she prevails. She’ll overcome. I stay in my lane on that one.
Check out the full article linked in the Tweet below:
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/993932571657502725
Twitter reacted with a combination of eye rolling and laughter:
https://twitter.com/davematt88/status/993933225415331842
https://twitter.com/jimenezana/status/993933315546660864
https://twitter.com/DarksideofDeb/status/993933820939390977
https://twitter.com/pamannb/status/993955243716173824
Some Twitter users were skeptical about the faith advisor’s role in Trump’s spiritual trajectory: 
https://twitter.com/KryssiKakes/status/993934610206789632
https://twitter.com/KryssiKakes/status/994046330724126721
https://twitter.com/jerryehudson/status/993947771819376640
https://twitter.com/SloanAlbert/status/993936978835050498
Commenters noted the position of his hands:
https://twitter.com/LA_LaVilla/status/993949398383067136
https://twitter.com/takoma52/status/993962293493944322
https://twitter.com/maximirth10/status/994016592861237248
Many speculated that White really has her work cut out for her:
https://twitter.com/romyreiner/status/993933439387643904
https://twitter.com/MichellesDude/status/993933950291791872
https://twitter.com/JoyceMarrero7/status/993933923573956609
While others questioned the very existence of Trump’s soul:
https://twitter.com/Trent_McClellan/status/993934589193211904
https://twitter.com/Larsencd/status/993937459900698624
https://twitter.com/nostatevisit/status/993934179107827714
https://twitter.com/Lady_Sisyphus22/status/993964518970716161
And then there were a handful of people that were really icked out by the whole thing:
https://twitter.com/JohnMichelli/status/993933821937500161
https://twitter.com/MicrophoneJim/status/994008426081607680
https://twitter.com/KMaceyka/status/993966168984752128
For all the disappointed Journey fans out there:
https://twitter.com/kschase13/status/993933623685537792
Whether Paula White is truly serving as Trump’s soul mate or just another in a long line of playmates, one thing’s for sure, it’s… 
https://twitter.com/Colleen_ham1/status/994051284339748864
H/T: Twitter, The Hill
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Written by Vanessa Nix Anthony

Vanessa is a freelance-flame-haired-word-ninja-for-hire with a passion for storytelling. Her writing has been featured in The Oregonian, Baltimore Magazine, Oregonlive, KPTV, Metro Parent, and Trulia, among others. She’s the author of the Amazon title, “In Less than a Year,” and her successful Portland-based copywriting agency, The Portland Writer has been helping businesses tell their brand’s unique stories for over a decade. When she’s not writing, cooking, or making magical worlds out of cardboard for her son, Vanessa is hard at work illustrating her forthcoming children’s books or belting out karaoke to favorite 80s or Disney villains tunes. TWITTER: @nessnix, INSTA: @nessnixtony